Reply to starving cat

Dear Puss-Cat

We have, at great expense and trouble transferred into your Aunt’s account a sum of $25 that should last your frugal Aunt for at least the next six months and  if she supplements it with chook chow she should get another month out of it.  I can’t believe she has let your beautiful tail become rat-like it must scare you Aunt C to distraction.      Yuk !!  Double Yuk   your tail  - all bald  ?   

 

 

  You ? anorexic ?  We can hardly believe it !!  You of the hearty appetite, the gorgeous coat and fantastic fur !! Unbelievable !!  

 

Maybe you could dress up to hide all that loss of weight

 

  

 

We were so shocked we wrote immediately to our friend Bob (Kerridge) and he will be paying your Aunt a visit and he has told us he has put the handcuffs in his bag just in case along with a full bag of your favourite cat biscuits yes, ‘Excellence’  duck and liver so that will teach her a lesson once she gets a whiff of that aroma !  Imagine you thinking of having to battle into the ice chest to get your own food out – the chickens live better than that !!  If you don’t believe us, just take a look and she told us she even had the heater down there to warm up their feathers during the cold snap !  Get that !  Did she even put a hottie in that box of yours ?  Did she even take the trouble to re-size the electric blanket to fit your box then ? 

 

NO !!            

We definitely do not want even to think about your having to wear cat dentures – the idea is simply not a good one – don’t even go there – BUT, we could possible get you some short term teeth from the sheep jaws lying around here from all the dead sheep but maybe they won’t be such a good fit !

 

   

 

 

  Sending you some virtual meat to keep you going  and keep your spirits up

 

 

  Meowwwwww to her loudly all thru the night 

 

and caterwaul all thru Coro st  - now THAT will really get her going  !

 

 

Here’s hoping you will soon be your gorgeous, plump  self again  XXXXXXXXX  Meowww