Samantha Tabby Cat's Blog

Meow, meow, purr, purrr, smooge, smooge,  I saw ya today - BUT I also saw the car see.  Anyway I was going to come and smooge and climb up your leg using my claws when you were up that ladder thing, but thought you might have fallen off (and squashed me!!!) or used some rude word(s) OR growled, so decided against it  -  sensible me I reckon.  Anyway I watched you and saw all you did and did I laugh when you got all wet and it rained like mad.  I nearly ran and jumped into your arms and hid my head under your arm when that thunder came - loud, and I was scared stiff.  I couldn't come though as I am playing  'hard to get' and 'peeved' and giving you the 'back treatment' so have to keep it up for a while to 'show you' who's boss (ME).    Yea, right !!  Anyway, Auntie T,  bless her little pink boots, was talking to herself (do you think I am sending her mad?) something like It is amazing,looks fabulous...

Peeved, peeved, peeved .. not only am I waiting around for them to get off their rather rotund seats and get my dinner, I have to wait for them to vacate the best chair so I can get on it.  In the meantime I'll just recline thinking my catlike thoughts, looking absolutely  gorgeous and ever so slightly peeved and they just might get the message that I should be treated as royalty and they need to jump to attention.

I am totally exhausted after all that plotting and planning to get outside - we are officially lovers - not that the folks are aware of that yet and it was all worth it - just to lie outside away from prying eyes but wait til they find out I am not demurely reclining on the sofa .......  there will be fur flying then !

They have locked me in to try to keep us separated - its not going to work - see how determined he is - our next plan is for me to escape the open bedroom window or he will jump in  then we will see .....

Isn't he gorgeous ? I think I am in love again - its hard to keep it secret because he keeps calling and the folks are getting mighty suspicious ........I am sharing my food bowl with him and he sure has an appetite on him as they have filled it several times :)   I look very innocent of course ...

We went for a holiday at a beach place and this was one of my admirers - I had two, they were brothers, both jet black and very attentive - I tried to sneak them in to share my food but I got caught quite a few times and the humans didn't like it but I'll keep trying - he's just so damned cute !

He might think he needed a holiday but why leave me behind ? What could be better than staying home and having me keep him company and watch over him.  Anyone dares wake him and they'll have me to deal with first !

 Hard thing to do relaxing in the sun all day  but someone has to do it ! Successfully managed to commandeer the Barbie so they can't use it today.   Not a sign that they are annoyed either  ......................  yet !!  I know they are wanting me to move off it but I'll just sit tight for a while .... r eally I would absolutely love one of those scratch and massage beds then I could really let my feelings be known but I'd settle for a simple self warming thermal cat cushion.  do you know what my Aunt did ?  Gave me a cardboard box - the box was OK I guess, except that it absolutely stunk of some strong smelling soap stuff and no self respecting cat could even think about getting into it.  Give me a sardine box anyday - preferably with that nice cosy cat cushion  , a couple of cat toys and a handful of cat treats        

Dearest Mater and Pater, This is very serious, I am in real trouble and it wasn't my fault - no really it wasn't. You must believe me as I am about to have to go before a judge (he is a bloody big dog too that I hear doesn't like cats !!??) or even go to court and then perhaps prison.     I couldn't survive there it would be too scary for a delicate cat like me. It all happened when that 'thing'' in the middle of the ceiling went on and off 7 times and that google box they all stare at also went on off 7 times too it was real scary and I was terrified, scared stiff ....   I am a wreck and Auntie Tricia said I might need a lawyer - hell's teeth what will I say to him and how much will it cost   I am not able to get a job it would freak me out - I would be terrified all the time.  The boss could be a dog ! I got a fright when 'it' all happened and we were all in the dark - Aunty went and got real scary things that ...

Dear Puss-Cat We have, at great expense and trouble transferred into your Aunt’s account a sum of $25 that should last your frugal Aunt for at least the next six months and  if she supplements it with chook chow she should get another month out of it.  I can’t believe she has let your beautiful tail become rat-like it must scare you Aunt C to distraction.      Yuk !!  Double Yuk   your tail  - all bald  ?          You ? anorexic ?  We can hardly believe it !!  You of the hearty appetite, the gorgeous coat and fantastic fur !! Unbelievable !!     Maybe you could dress up to hide all that loss of weight        We were so shocked we wrote immediately to our friend Bob (Kerridge) and he will be paying your Aunt a visit and he has told us he has put the handcuffs in his bag just in case along with a full bag of your favourite cat biscuits yes, ‘Excellen...

I miss him really - can't admit it though ... I mean I'm OK at Aunties and I love being here and all that but just sometimes ..........  still, treats are here too and if I look mournful enough I can get them just by looking at the cupboard ..

Auntie Craft room - this is just a small corner  - notice the cat - I hope this is not me !! I am far too gorgeous to look like this but you get the idea - she's cat mad.  Actually she has a myriad of corners, nooks and crannies - its a cat's paradise really, I could hardly wait to get into this room, she has all sorts of things I could pull out  - here's some of the goodies I want to get my claws into - I had to sit outside the door for ages before she got the message too ! She  spins, and has stacks of cool wool (great for claw weavings)  and also another studio full of gear that I want to get into next - actually she's selling her house with all the trees, the separate studio and all those hideaway corners -  I can't imagine why - anyway if you are interested in crafts you need to take a look at her place 

My previous gorgeous looks are in danger of going  -- please  send money soooon  ! I am staying at Aunties,  THEY, have moved into a place with three cats, three dogs, two lambs and all those dam feathered chickens - yep all of them except me so you can see why I am peeved !!  Still, Aunties place has a stack of hiding places and two adoring fans so I just need to look hungry and someone leaps to attention - well, they did but things are looking a bit grim lately - Better write to the folks I reckon and get some money sent over ...... Letter from Samantha  I'm starving - no money no food - please hurry as I am looking anorexic.  They might cart me off to one of those looney bins or worse still the VET and you know what they do !!!???    Grrrrrrr, hiss hiss, growl growl, and the biggest MEOW you have ever heard - Boy can I make it loud !!!.   Poor Aunty has had to take my furry coat in 3 inches all round and my tail is getting...