Letter from Samantha

Meow, meow, purr, purrr, smooge, smooge,

 I saw ya today - BUT I also saw the car see.  Anyway I was going to come and smooge and climb up your leg using my claws when you were up that ladder thing, but thought you might have fallen off (and squashed me!!!) or used some rude word(s) OR growled, so decided against it  -  sensible me I reckon.  Anyway I watched you and saw all you did and did I laugh when you got all wet and it rained like mad.  I nearly ran and jumped into your arms and hid my head under your arm when that thunder came - loud, and I was scared stiff.  I couldn't come though as I am playing  'hard to get' and 'peeved' and giving you the 'back treatment' so have to keep it up for a while to 'show you' who's boss (ME).    Yea, right !! 

Anyway, Auntie T,  bless her little pink boots, was talking to herself (do you think I am sending her mad?) something like It is amazing,looks fabulous and looking at that wood on the top of the trellis on the deck.  Fancy talking to a piece of wood - isn't that a bit daft ?   I am keeping an eye on her, don't you worry, as if she gets Alzheimers she might forget to get my tucker and then I would have to ring you or Bob Kerridge from the SPCA (he'd sort things out).   Probably fine you for putting me with a mad woman to look after me!!!   Hmph - it would be me looking after her.  She seems back to normal tonight,   Even said my Dad,   really helped her a lot today and was great.   I couldn't believe my ears I tell you.  Even said "wasn't Mum wonderful tying all that wool".   Now I could have helped her with the wool - I just love wool and could have really had fun doing it !!!!!  I saw you mixing all the colours and I could have done that REALLY WELL it would NEVER, EVER come undone, I could vouch for it, really I could.   She won't let me near it. Don't know why ???  Silly old trout.

Better go as she wants the PC - she doesn't know I am using it or would have a fit.  I looove the mouse too just getting my paws on it makes me all goosey!!!

I am being called so must go before I am caught or it will be 'look out'!!!

Nice seeing you today - even thought I didn't show it but THE CAR was there !!!???***@@@

From your adorable, wonderful, most beautiful cat in all the world .

Lady Samantha (the great)   L.S.T.G.    B.C  ^^

It is now the next day and I saw ya both again WITH THE CAR !!??@@##++ 

She was talking to herself again about the look of the white stuff on the top that the water runs through !! AND the wood again on the deck - drooling over it - 'going off again !! - as I said is it normal to talk to the wood - it didn't answer though !!  She then said to me "doesn't it look good Samantha"  "Didn't they do a good job"   -   I suppose you guys want a medal for it ? I don't get a medal when I am good !!!  and I have been VERY good !  Oh well it might come one day I expect.   If it doesn't I have my ways and means.   Believe me I can make it known too if I DON'T get one soon !!!  I deserve one being here with a mad tart - you too seem to be going that way too.

Can't go anywhere without that ruddy car - it's a monster - I can fix that too if need be !!!  

Oh well I'm a great adorable cat so shall wait and see how things go !!!  

All for  now from your adorable, beautiful, b-i-t-world Cat Samantha the great.